Three-legged chihuahua, two years old. Make offer.
Actual ad in our local classifieds. (Another three-legged chihuahua here.) Also for sale, “a large box of miscellaneous items” for $30 with the line “call if interested.”
In a previous Trade Times was a man who was selling, for $60, a large hornet’s nest. The nest was still in his tree, and full of hornets, but he said he’d clear them out once he had a buyer.